Ladies and gentlemen, all of us Americans were robbed by our government yesterday. We had one precious hour whisked away by the nefarious Project: Daylite Savings Crime. Admit it, most of you were late to work today, weren't you? Hell, I'm one of the very few early birds in existance and I was late, I fell asleep on the sofa this morning!

I've finally discovered the real reason that this antiquated time shift schedule is maintained. It's to keep us just enough off our natural Circadian rhythm so that we are too tired to protest things like the unfair income tax code. Fight the power! After hitting the snooze button a couple times.