I've been meaning to do this one for a while. Pick a band and answer these questions using only song titles from the group. My choice - the Beastie Boys, natch.

Are you female or male: "Hey Ladies"
Describe yourself: "She's Crafty"
How do some people feel about you: "Intergalactic"
How do you feel about yourself: "Skills to Pay the Bills"
Describe your ex-girlfriend/boyfriend: "Sabotage"
Describe your current girlfriend/boyfriend: "Dr. Lee, PhD"
Describe where you want to be: "Flowin' Prose"
Describe what you want to be: "Bodhisattva Vow"
Describe how you live: "Right Right Now Now"
Describe how you love: "Do It"
Share a few words of wisdom: "Lighten Up"
Say something to your friends: "Posse In Effect"
Say something to someone who hurt you: "Hey Fuck You"
Describe Your Current Mood: "Sneakin' Out the Hospital"