I just had an excellent opportunity to steal a car - a decent one, too. With running A/C and everything. Some college youth left it parked, running and with the flashers on, as he ran up the street and into a building. I guess he thought that he wouldn't get a ticket if he left the engine on - 'cause that makes the parking police forget that you parked illegally. At any rate, I kept my eye on the situation as I trudged up the hill and past the building where the young man had disappeared - he didn't come back the entire time. Should have taken the car. I could have at least driven to my parking lot a mile away and then left it there, as a lesson on the dangers of doing foolish things like leaving your car running on a college campus.