Grandpa Simpson and Captain Insanity are really harshing my life buzz, as it were. They are both spoiled and pushy and mean and bossy and demanding and if they don't understand the way something works they want you to change the laws of physics (or html) to make the world conform to what they want. What do these people do when Burger King quits selling Croissandwiches and starts making Whoppers, and they want a Croissandwich?

ADDENDUM: Was almost involved in an automobile accident with Grandpa Simpson this AM.