I'll Say She Is!
Monday, 9 June 2003
That's Weiwd

The corporate webmaster mailbox just got an e-mail with the subject line, "Break walls apart with your humongous knob!" This just proves how stupid spam is. I mean, if you need to demolish part of your house, you're not going to use a door knob, no matter how big it is!

Posted by ginevra (link)
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Or, frankly, the object in question. I mean, really now. If that's what you're going to use it for, you have bigger issues (*snicker*)...
Exactly! (giggle)
Lister: I just think you're a bit cocky for a guy who's never actually met a real woman before.
Cat: I've seen mirrors. I have eyes. Face it, buddy, I have a body that makes men sweat. Have you ever heard of an animal called the Iranian jurd? It can do 150 pelvic thrusts a second.
Lister: So?
Cat: That's me in slo-mo. Put a Black and Decker drill on the end, I can make it through walls, baby!