The other day I caught Office Stalker putting an opened can of Pepsi in the communal freezer. Now, since saying as little as possible to him seems to have had an effect, I didn't say anything. But that's just gross. What, is he making a Pepsi Slushie? It's just going to go all flat and metallic-tasting, isn't it? I wonder if he was the ass hat who was putting unopened cans of generic soda pops in the freezer a few months ago, with predictable, messy results. Frozen coke go boom!