I'll Say She Is!
Wednesday, 29 January 2003
And You Thought Going to Weight Watchers Was Bad!

"The Federal Aviation Administration announced a temporary weigh-in policy for planes with 10 to 19 seats as part of a monthlong survey to determine whether current weight estimates are accurate. It's a question of safety for the smaller planes, and passengers who refuse to go along with the request could be barred from a flight. The survey will affect passengers on about 200 Jetstream 31s, Metro 23s and Beech 1900s. All bags will be weighed, but the FAA is letting the airlines decide whether to require passengers to step on scales or simply ask them how much they weigh. The agency will allow airlines to add 10 pounds to each passenger who is not weighed, because some people might underestimate their weight. Airlines can refuse to board passengers who refuse to divulge their weight, the FAA said."

From the AAA...

Posted by ginevra (link)
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I will only give an airline my weight if they promise to introduce me over the loudspeaker and on the jumbo-tron, with a blaring techno theme song, perhaps with a Mexican silver face mask and wrestling costume:

"Now weighing in at xxx pounds, El Luchadoro Diablo!"

I will, of course, insist on the figure four leg lock submission hold to secure my seat selection.

--Darren (who spent way too much time as a kid watching wrestling with his grandfather)

Now THAT would get more people flying again, I think!

I like that they will add 10 lbs. to whatever you tell them.
When did they stop asking the passengers their weight when they fly on small planes? When I flew down to Florida for my job interview, the first leg was on a prop plane (made by Alitalia), and they asked me my weight.

At the time, it reminded me of the old joke about the guy who overreported his own weight by ten pounds for every woman on the flight...