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Tommy Huitt-Johnson
Fast X Part 2
Grizzly Bears
Filliam H Muffman
The Toronto Raptors
The British Empire
"Business Casual"
Barbra Streisand

Tommy Huitt-Johnson
Michael Adams
Grizzly Bears
Filliam H Muffman
The Toronto Raptors
The British Empire
"Business Casual"
Barbra Streisand

The Academy
Wildfires
Blizzards
Dry January
Duolingo
Facebook
Marvel
Quentin Tarantino

The Academy
The Grim Reaper
Television
“Democracy”
The New York Times
2025
The Taming of the Shrew
A24

The Academy
The Grim Reaper
A24
The Taming of the Shrew
The New York Times
Mispronunciations of “Villeneuve”
2025
Television

The Academy
Michael Adams
Grizzly Bears
Filliam H Muffman
The Toronto Raptors
The British Empire
"Business Casual"
Barbra Streisand

The Academy
Michael Adams
Grizzly Bears
Filliam H Muffman
The Toronto Raptors
The British Empire
"Business Casual"
Barbra Streisand

The Academy
Michael Adams
Grizzly Bears
Filliam H Muffman
The Toronto Raptors
The British Empire
"Business Casual"
Barbra Streisand

PG&E
Southern California Edison
P.Sproings Property Taxes
Airbnb
JD Vance
The whole administration
The diet coke button
The British Empire

Trump First Day Promises
Lower Priced Groceries
End Ukraine War Day 1
Pardon Jan 6 Convicts
Ban Wind Turbines
Largest Deportation Ever
Close the Border
Tariffs on All Imports

Trump Day 1 Promises
Close the Border
End Ukraine War in 1 Day
Pardon Jan 6 Convicts
Ban Wind Turbines
Largest Deportation Ever
Lower Grocery Prices
Tariffs on All Imports

Trump Day 1 Promises
Close the Border
End Ukraine War in 1 Day
Pardon Jan 6 Convicts
Drill baby
Largest Deportation Ever
Lower Grocery Prices
Tariffs on All Imports

Trump 2025 Day 1 Promises
Close the Border
End Ukraine War in 1 Day
Pardon Jan 6 Convicts
Drill baby
Largest Deportation Ever
Lower Grocery Prices
Tariffs on All Imports

Judkins RIP
Smith RIP
Egbuka RIP
Sawyer RIP
Howard RIP
Downs RIP
JTT RIP
Day RIP

Man
We
Are
Gonna
Be
Sweet
This
Year

Donald Trump
Elon Musk
Pam Bondi
Matthew Whitaker
Robert F. Kennedy Jr
"Dr." Mehmet Oz
Pete Hegseth
Scott Bessent

Broligarchs
Shoulders
Grizzly Bears
The Giant Pop Tart Toaster
The Seattle Seahawks
The British Empire
All of the Kelces
Artificial "Intelligence"

Broligarchs
Shoulders
Grizzly Bears
Whoever Abducted Prince Cheddward
The Seattle Seahawks
The British Empire
All of the Kelces
Artificial "Intelligence"

all the
things what
make life
suck for
teh
tara
goddammit
!!!!!

all
the
things
what
make
teh
Tara
Sad

Temu
AliExpress
Temu
AliExpress
Temu
Temu
AliExpress
Temu

Skiing
Oscar Delp
Rock Lobster
Visors
S-E-C chants (overrated)
Egg Nog
Tire Pressure Indicators
Xavier Watts

Black Hole at Center of Galaxy
Michael Adams
Grizzly Bears
Amy
The Toronto Raptors
The British Empire
"Business Casual"
Barbra Streisand

My oven
Discord
Smoketree
RICHARD YOU IGNORANT &$@!
Microsoft
Figgy fuckin pudding
Short socks
Grocery shopping

My oven
Discord
Smoketree
RICHARD YOU IGNORANT &$@!
Microsoft
Figgy fuckin pudding
Short socks
Grocery shopping

My oven
Discord
Smoketree
RICHARD
Microsoft
Figgy fuckin pudding
Short socks
Grocery shopping

that little bastard Sam
recalcitrant food
the dirty dishes
student emails
that damn pillow
nasty chicken salad
dog poop
Christmas carols

that little bastard Sam
recalcitrant food
the dirty dishes
student emails
that damn pillow
nasty chicken salad
poop
Christmas carols

that little bastard Sam
recalcitrant food
the dirty dishes
student emails
that damn pillow
nasty chicken salad
my oven
Christmas carols

Coach Cig
Snow
Alternate Uniforms
Contract Extensions
Hair Extensions
Extension Cords
Just win baby
Don't Freeze, Fellas

Coach Cig
Snow
Alternate Uniforms
Contract Extensions
Hair Extensions
The British Empire
"Business Casual"
Barbra Streisand

Elena, Sophia, & Kennedy
Close friends and family
This Letter
A Colbert Christmas
Lord of the Rings
Shawshank/Princess Bride
Back to the Future/Wicked
Memes

Elena, Sophia, and Kennedy
Close family and friends
This letter
A Colbert Christmas
Lord of the Rings
Princess Bride/Back to the Future
Wicked/Les Miserables
Memes

High-Beam Tailgaters
Excessive Gift Lists
Pantone Mocha Mousse
Go Navy Beat Army
Salmon Cannons
Juan Soto
Stadium Naming Rights
Borjo Morning Bun

Black Mold
LockMart
NASM Film Contractor
US Mail Employee
National Archives
The Barksdale Spies
The Great Flood
AAF Microfilm Photographer

Purdue
Purdue Fort Wayne
Kentavious
Caldwell
Pope
Philadelphia Eagles
Amon Ra St Brown
Jahmyr Gibbs

You Know Who You Are
Donald Trump
The Republican Party
Alex Jones from Infowars
Cocaine Bear
The Royal Family
Judge Christopher Lopez
Paramount Global

You Know Who You Are
Donald Trump
The Republican Party
Alex Jones from Infowars
Cocaine Bear
The Royal Family
Judge Christopher Lopez
Paramount Global

You Know Who You Are
Donald Trump
The Republican Party
Alex Jones from Infowars
Cocaine Bear
The Royal Family
Judge Christopher Lopez
Paramount Global

You Know Who You Are
Donald Trump
The Republican Party
Alex Jones from Infowars
Cocaine Bear
The Royal Empire
Judge Christopher Lopez from the Onion vs. Infowars bankruptcy s
Paramount Global

You Know Who You Are
Donald Trump
The Republican Party
Alex Jones from Infowars
Cocaine Bear
The Royal Empire
Judge Christopher Lopez from the Onion vs. Infowars bankruptcy s
Paramount Global

You Know Who You Are
Donald Trump
The Republican Party
Alex Jones from Infowars
Cocaine Bear
The Royal Empire
Judge Christopher Lopez from the Onion vs. Infowars bankruptcy s
Paramount Global

You Know Who You Are
Donald Trump
The Republican Party
Alex Jones from Infowars
Cocaine Bear
The Royal Empire
Judge Christopher Lopez
Paramount Global

Instant Sweet Tea
George RR Martin
UGA Helmet Straps
PBS Commercials
EPIC
Real Xmas Trees
Knee Cartilage
Little Debbie

Black Mold
LockMart
NASM Film Contractor
US Mail Employee
National Archives
The Barksdale Spies
The Great Flood
AAF Microfilm Photographer

Black Hole at Center of Galaxy
LockMart
NASM Film Contractor
US Mail Employee
National Archives
The Barksdale Spies
The Great Flood
AAF Microfilm Photographer

Black Hole at Center of Galaxy
LockMart
NASM Film Contractor
US Mail Employee
National Archives
The Barksdale Spies
The Great Flood
Barbra Streisand

Black Hole at Center of Galaxy
Michael Adams
Grizzly Bears
Filliam H Muffman
The Toronto Raptors
The British Empire
"Business Casual"
Bears

Tom Kinslow
Ryan Day
Miami
Lincoln Riley
OSU Campus Police
Mike Locksley
Puddles
Georgia

Tom Kinslow
Ryan Day
Miami
Lincoln Riley
OSU Campus Police
Mike Locksley
Puddles
Georgia

Stuffing the run
SC QB Turkeys
Mashed D-linemen
Neck Rolls
Bread & Butter plays
Putting them to sleep
Getting Drunk
Yelling shit at family

Incompetent Trump Appointees
Violent football
Grantland Rice
CFP Committee
Rain
Bryson Daily
NBC working in a Jeter reference
Just win baby

Jadegemstone
Highbornbear
Elmo
Filliam H Muffman
The Toronto Raptors
The British Empire
"Business Casual"
Barbra Streisand

Volcanos
Michael Adams
Grizzly Bears
Filliam H Muffman
The Toronto Raptors
The British Empire
"Business Casual"
Barbra Streisand

Volcanos
Michael Adams
Grizzly Bears
Filliam H Muffman
The Toronto Raptors
The British Empire
"Business Casual"
Barbra Streisand

Riley Leonard
Mitchell Evans
Jordan Botelho
Jack Kiser
Rylie Mills
Tyler Buchner (!)
Xavier Watts
Howard Cross III

Lincoln Riley
Solid Verbal guys
Dave's "THREE JOBS"
spelling
grammer
non-fractional spreads
Transfer portal
Vince Young

Lincoln Riley
Solid Verbal guys
Dave's "THREE JOBS"
spelling
grammer
non-fractional spreads
Transfer portal
Vince Young

Lincoln Riley
Solid Verbal guys
Dave's "THREE JOBS "
spelling
grammer
non-fractional spreads
Transfer portal
Vince Young

Lincoln Riley
Solid Verbal guys
pick'em Email if dave wins
spelling
grammer
non-fractional spreads
Transfer portal
Vince Young

Lincoln Riley
Solid Verbal guys
pick'em Email if dave wins
Dave-John-hyphenation
The Toronto Raptors
non-fractional spreads
Transfer portal
Vince Young

Lincoln Riley
Solid Verbal guys
pick'em Email if dave wins
Filliam H Muffman
The Toronto Raptors
non-fractional spreads
Transfer portal
Vince Young

Lincoln Riley
Solid Verbal guys
pick'em Email if dave wins
non-fractional spreads
pick'em Email if dave wins
The British Empire
Transfer portal
Vince Young

Lincoln Riley
Solid Verbal guys
pick'em Email if dave wins
spreads not ending in 0.5
pick'em Email if dave wins
The British Empire
Transfer portal
Vince Young

Lincoln Riley
Solid Verbal guys
pick'em Email if dave wins
pick'em Email if dave wins
pick'em Email if dave wins
The British Empire
Transfer portal
Vince Young

Lincoln Riley
pick'em Email if dave wins
pick'em Email if dave wins
pick'em Email if dave wins
pick'em Email if dave wins
Solid Verbal guys
Transfer portal
Vince Young

Lincoln Riley
Solid Verbal guys
pick'em Email if dave wins
pick'em Email if dave wins
pick'em Email if dave wins
The British Empire
Transfer portal
Vince Young

Lincoln Riley
Solid Verbal guys
pick'em Email if dave wins
Filliam H Muffman
The Toronto Raptors
The British Empire
Vince Young
Transfer portal

Lincoln Riley
Solid Verbal guys
The Email when dave wins
Filliam H Muffman
The Toronto Raptors
The British Empire
Vince Young
Transfer portal

Black Hole at Center of Galaxy
Solid Verbal guys
The Email when dave wins
Filliam H Muffman
The Toronto Raptors
The British Empire
Vince Young
Transfer portal

Black Hole at Center of Galaxy
Solid Verbal guys
Email when dave wins
Filliam H Muffman
The Toronto Raptors
The British Empire
Vince Young
Transfer portal

Dave's email when he wins
Solid Verbal guys
Grizzly Bears
Filliam H Muffman
The Toronto Raptors
The British Empire
Vince Young
Transfer portal

Black Hole at Center of Galaxy
Solid Verbal guys
Grizzly Bears
Filliam H Muffman
The Toronto Raptors
The British Empire
Vince Young
Transfer portal

Black Hole at Center of Galaxy
Michael Adams
Grizzly Bears
Filliam H Muffman
The Toronto Raptors
The British Empire
Vince Young
Transfer portal

Black Hole at Center of Galaxy
Michael Adams
Grizzly Bears
Filliam H Muffman
The Toronto Raptors
The British Empire
"Business Casual"
Transfer portal

Sean selling his boat
The Lion Closing Down
Paul’s Fantasy Team
Countries not the USA
the Green Bay Packers
Girls that catfish Rob
Kamala Harris’ laugh
Doug

Sean selling his boat
The Lion Closing Down
Paul’s Fantasy Team
Countries not the USA
the Green Bay Packers
Girls that catfish Rob
Kamala Harris’ laugh
Doug

Sean selling his boat
The Lion Closing Down
Paul’s Fantasy Team
Countries not the USA
the Green Bay Packers
Girls that catfish Rob
Kamala Harris’ laugh
Doug

Big
Orange
Chaos
Agent
Buckle
Up
Til
2028

Boston Celtics
Cade Cunningham
-5.5 alt spreads
Rachaad White
Houston Texans
Dalton Kincaid
Kyle Jucyzsycz
Wemby First Basket

Boston Celtics
Cade Cunningham
-5.5 alt spreads
Filliam H Muffman
The Toronto Raptors
The British Empire
"Business Casual"
Barbra Streisand

Black Hole at Center of Galaxy
Michael Adams
Grizzly Bears
Filliam H Muffman
The Toronto Raptors
The British Empire
"Business Casual"
Warm Weather Penguins

Luka Doncic asshole
COVID
Christian fucking Braun
Shaq
Draymond Green
Shaq
All Star voters
SHAQ

Vivid Vinyl
Cozmo
Jeff Stoner
Jerry Mascaro
Ryan Scheckler
Stephen Musti
Enola Sportsmen's Club
Saturday, December 7th

Black Hole at Center of Galaxy
Michael Adams
Grizzly Bears
Filliam H Muffman
The Toronto Raptors
The British Empire
Business Casual
Barbra Streisand

Apathetic/Shallow People
Negative Political Ads
Trump/Trumpism
Climate Denialism
Inaccurate Pollsters
Poor Media Coverage
Low Qty World News
Scary Political Rhetoric

People Who Don't Vote
Climate Deniers
Loud Noise
People Who Lie
Broken Laptop Speakers
MC Crisis Denial
Mean People
Angry/Revenge Politics

Coffee
Donuts
Bloody Marys
Bagels
Mimosas
Crock Pot French Toast
Taylor Ham (yeah NJ)
Beers before Noon

People Who Don't Vote
Climate Deniers
Loud Noise
Employees Who Lie
No Day on Computer Date
Broken Laptop Speakers
Mean People
Angry/Revenge Politics

People Who Don't Vote
Climate Deniers
Loud Noise
Employees Who Lie
No Day on Computer Date
MC Crisis Denial
Mean People
Angry/Revenge Politics

Shark Attacks
Boat Electrocution
Grizzly Bears
Dog/Cat/Goose Chefs
Fact Checkers
The late, great Hannibal Lecter
Cognitive Tests
“The enemy within”?

Shark Attacks
Boat Electrocution
Grizzly Bears
Fog/Cat/Goose Chefs
Fact Checkers
The late, great Hannibal Lecter
Cognitive Tests
“The enemy within”?

Shark Attacks
Boat Electrocution
Grizzly Bears
Fog/Cat/Goose Chefs
Fact Checkers
The late, great Hannibalecter
Cognitive Tests
“The enemy within”?

Shark Attacks
Boat Electrocution
Grizzly Bears
Filliam H Muffman
The Toronto Raptors
The British Empire
"Business Casual"
Barbra Streisand

Black Hole at Center of Galaxy
Michael Adams
Grizzly Bears
Filliam H Muffman
The Aud
The British Empire
"Business Casual"
Barbra Streisand

Black Hole at Center of Galaxy
Michael Adams
Grizzly Bears
Filliam H Muffman
KW Memorial Auditorium
The British Empire
"Business Casual"
Barbra Streisand

Ken Paxton
Teledji Adeledji
Transphobes
Bears
Asahi sas Brutus
Bloodthirsty Redheads
The New York Mets
Fucking Zenos

Ken Paxton
Teledji Adeledji
Transphobes
Bears
Fucking Zenos
Bloodthirsty Redheads
The New York Mets
Asahi

Ken Paxton
Teledji Adeledji
Transphobes
Bears
Fucking Zenos
Bloodthirsty Redheads
The New York Mets
Asahi sas Brutus

Ken Paxton
Teledji Adeledji
Transphobes
Bears
Fucking Zenos
Bloodthirsty Redheads
The New York Mets
Nute


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